Hugh Damn Right

He was Jack stacking up them 22 ounce cups,
And his eyes were shot redder than the sun coming up,
Half-a-Keg he was named, getting ready for the game,
Everybody knows what he's gonna do
Gonna run around and holler, do you know Hugh?

Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Everybody wanna get a little crunk tonight,
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Everybody wanna get a little drunk tonight,
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.

Through the beers and the years, never changed his gears,
Every time I ever saw him, hell raising (?)
Had a big old grin, three sheets to the wind,
'Bout three eighty five, but everybody called him slim.
I said son, what you been up to?
He said hell, you know me, but do you know Hugh?

Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Everybody wanna get a little crunk tonight,
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Everybody wanna get a little drunk tonight,
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.

When I saw that country girl, thought Lord have mercy, looky here,
This ain't no white girl, she like chasing Jack O'Dear.
But I get my game on, can't let this one bolt.
She comin' hip and looked me in the eyes, said, quote

Do you wanna have a good time, do you wanna have a good time?
Do you wanna have a good time? A really, really good time.
Do you wanna have a good time? I sure do.

I looked her up and down, said:

Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Everybody wanna get a little crunk tonight,
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Do you know Hugh? (Yoo-Hoo)
Are you Miller, are you Coors, Bud or (?) Light
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.
Is it Jack, is it Jim or a moonshine night.
Holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.
If you're tow up from flo' up tonight,
Then holler Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.

Hugh damn right, Hugh damn right.