How to Be a Millionaire

I've seen the future, I can't afford it
Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjacks, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me
Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire

Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun
But there are millions who often get nowhere
There's just one secret I think you should share

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me
Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt babe, at the hands of fate

So tell me
Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?

Who wants to be millionaire?
I do, I don't, I do
Who wants to be millionaire?
I do, I don't
I've seen the future, I can't afford it