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I her up at the specified time.
I was to the nines,
and she so blind,
in a pink dress,
a bit too tight,
and I was thinking could be the night.
At the restaurant things in full bloom.
She she had to visit the ladies room.
It may been just a visit,
but I guess the way,
she decided that extend her stay.
Did she ever come
No she never back.
and the waiter was laughing as I the check.
We were to go to the discotech.
(Actually at that point, that discotech idea,
was much off).
On my way out, though, I to see,
a girl at the bar making at me.
So I said to myself, so could be good.
We'll exchange smiles, phone numbers, and even fluids.
So I her a drink, and I bought her two more,
and I her for her number as she walked out her door.
She said, "555-5555 and I at number 55 drive."
Was it her number?
No, it was not,
and a ... is all I got,
when I to call it later on.
How'd the date Badly.
How'd the end? Sadly.
It was not a connection, nosiree.
How'd the date Terrible.
the date end? Unbearable.
But that's not all, Chuck, as you see.
I stumbled around 'til I found bar,
which was good I couldn't find my car.
I ordered a scotch and I it down,
and I did this times 'til I lost count.
They me up where I'd fallen down.
I was my rights and brought downtown.
I can't remember much,
but I think it's safe to say this date sucked.
How'd the end? Terrible.
How'd the date Unbearable.
It was the worst thing that you saw.
How'd the end? Horrible.
the date end? Deplorable.
And now got a headache the size of Arkansas.
So Chuck, I don't care who the picked,
I'd be killed with a big sharp stick.
stay on my own, it's my natural state,
whether or not I a date.