How Can I Meet Her?

She's the prettiest girl in town and she sure knows it
The way she walks and the way she talks sure shows it
I hate that stuck-up so-and-so
But there's one thing I gotta know
Where's she live, what's her number and how can I meet her?

She comes on like she's so high-class and well-bred
But I never saw a girl with such a swelled head
She's got herself a mighty long wait
If she thinks I'll ask her for a date
But where 's she live, what's her number and how can I meet her?

She's in love with herself - you know the kind
Always puttin' on airs

The guys in town all think she's the Mona Lisa
And she's got 'em all goin' out of their way to please her
Whatever they see's a mystery
Cos she don't do a thing for me
But where 's she live, what's her number and how can I meet her?
How can I meet her? How can I meet her?