Luyện nghe bài hát Hotel Can't Afford Ya

(This is a parody of Hotel by The Eagles)

From a dark desert we pulled into the inn
Rome called for a census, I was from
Up from a distance a star was giving me light
My wife was heavy her child was due
We had to for the night

So I in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel
And I was thinking to myself "I hope to heaven they'll me some help"
But they told us no-can-do and they sent me
"There's a place the corner though where you both can stay"

Welcome, but the hotel can't ya
Such a lovely place but we're out of
Ran out of room and the hotel afford ya
It's the time of year with the census

My wife was definitely gifted, what the Lord's angel said
She was about to a baby boy while still virgin
Spent the night in the barnyard, cheap slumlord's
night to remember, some night to forget

So because of happened I was grieving for my wife
I said "They haven't cleaned in here since B.C. 65"
Animal were calling for straw and hay
Keeping you up through the middle of the just as if to say...

Welcome, but the can't afford ya
Such a lovely place, but we're out of
Holiday rush and the can't afford ya
What a nice surprise for silent night

He was born that and shepherds came that night
And they said "We're all visitors here of the Holy Christ"
And in an manger, they found the boy asleep
They started getting teary eyed so went back to their sheep

Last I remember there were wise men at the door
They had a bunch of packages from the they were before
"We're late," said the wise men "We had problems Eve
We've been checking out your shiny light all the Middle East"