Horoscope

Every morning as I start my day
I stop off at Ernie's Corner Stand
He sees me comin' from a half a block away
He's got my mornin' paper in his hand

He probably thinks I read it for the headlines
Oh, just another never-get-enough news junkie
But I round that corner and in no time
Life section D's in hand the rest is in a garbage can

I still read your horoscope 'cause I can't seem to give up hope
I've got to see what's up with Scorpio
Between that and Capricorn maybe I'll know
What you're goin' through, what I should do?
Have you found someone new? Are you going to?

Today it said that someone from your past
Would give you a call so well, "Hi"
And if you feel old feelings comin' back
Don't be surprised it said you might

Well, I know you probably think I'm crazy
Puttin' stock in the stars and the constellations
Ooh, but ever since I lost you baby
It's the only thing that I can do
To feel like I'm keepin' up with you

I still read your horoscope 'cause I can't seem to give up hope
I've got to see what's up with Scorpio
Between that and Capricorn maybe I'll know
What you're goin' through, what I should do?
Have you found someone new? Are you going to?

I still read your horoscope 'cause I can't seem to give up hope
I've got to see what's up with Scorpio
Between that and Capricorn maybe I'll know
Oh, I still read your horoscope, I can't seem to give up hope
I still read your horoscope, I can't seem to give up hope