I go number one ten times Pretty girls like my rhymes You can say Bubba ain't shine wha, boy, don't really give a hootnanny I go number one ten times Pretty girls that like my You can say ain't gonna shine Guess wha, boy, don't really give a
Now I banged a heap of Betties in various modes of transport 'N told them as exit be sure that they close the damn door The country types is usually those I'm scared for[??] Some at first, but usually those demand more Really conceited, I just call myself the cutterbug A horny little parasite all the women love to love Tell you what it is today, I ain't concerned what it was Bubba to get it done, I put that on my brother ?? them in the closet, in the kitchen, justa whisperin' Bubba so psst psst knowing that I'm I ain't gotta chain, boy my peck[?] is all glistenin' Whachu steamin' on folk, ain't even disciplined I ain't leaving nothin', the house me and my people built Huggin' me and dappin' me, I can see your guilt It's cold when wrong and you lookin' like you need a quilt Y'all matter less this margarita tilt
I could go number one ten Pretty girls that like my You can say Bubba ain't gonna Guess wha, boy, don't really a hootnanny I could go one ten times Pretty that like my rhymes You can say ain't gonna shine Guess wha, boy, don't give a hootnanny
A lot of y'all was thinkin' that Bubba would probably Get some show money from and buy a keg of beer And another pig to give my pigs some company Rent a and just live it out in luxary In due time, but there's left to attend to I need another to bequeath my next of kin to And another ? before my great Missy Yea, been drinkin' but I ain't that pissy Thinkin' back to when my daddy told me what all about He said no matter what I do in life, of y'all'll pout I can deal with that long as all my folks is eatin' Let channel pass over more than any Easter could I'm on the roll again and I talkin' ecstacy Tell them folks at Interscope they fixin' to write checks to me Soon as me and Timmy finish up latest pig schlop Man I think you right, it ain't nothing but hen???
I could go number one ten Pretty girls like my rhymes You can say Bubba ain't gonna Guess wha, boy, don't really give a I go number one ten times Pretty girls that my rhymes You can say Bubba ain't gonna Guess wha, boy, really give a hootnanny
I'm back off in the saddle with smile and cajolery Mama always knew how big a I would grow to be Way beyond these suckers both lyrically and I doubted for a moment, now it's clear to me I'm to be An uncanny whit plus a that is impeccable Make the cat feel his mind is just a vegetable How does do it, you won't find it in a manual Confused them all at first so this is understandable Staring at the fan, pondering my future now Wondering the hell to do with all this loot I found Got my polished up and I'm as drunk as Cooter Brown Navigating yet another one of Timmy's
I could go number one ten Pretty that like my rhymes You can say Bubba ain't gonna Guess wha, boy, don't really give a I could go number one ten Pretty girls that my rhymes You can say Bubba ain't shine Guess wha, boy, really give a hootnanny...