Hoochie Woman

Hoochie woman
Hoochie woman
Hoochie woman
Hoochie woman

I wasn't thinking
My head was in the book
His hands were on her everywhere
I saw his face, I dropped my coffee
He's cheating on me with a hoochie woman

You can
I keep your hoochie
You can
Keep the house
And the bank accounts
'Cause boys I bring home the bacon

Hoochie woman
Hoochie woman

I went to work and the office girls
Were all burning their poetry
It wasn't good
But in the neighborhood
Now they're all just a
Hoochie woman

Hoochie
I keep your hoochie
You can
I keep the house
And the bank accounts
'Cause boys I bring home the bacon
I said "Boys I bring home the bacon now"

Hoochie woman
Hoochie woman

He called me up
And said "She has needs"
I said "You'll find 'em
On Barney's fourth floor"
He said "I need a loan"
That's not a problem
You better keep this from your
Hoochie woman

You can
Keep your hoochie
You can
Keep the house
And the bank accounts
'Cause boys I bring home the bacon
I said "Girls I bring home the bacon now"

Hoochie woman
Hoochie woman