Hoinfodaman

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?
Got some tasty cola right here

Now look at that Chevy go
She's faster than greased up lightning

Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green
Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass

I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man

Oh man, that's a juicy burger
Crispy on them fries please

I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man

(He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man)

Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green
But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his ass

I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man

He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man