Oh, God to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe said, "Man, you be puttin' me on" God said, "No" Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do you want, Abe, but The time you see me comin', you better run" Well, Abe said, "Where d'you want this done?" God said, "Out on 61"
Well, Sam, he had a bloody nose Welfare department, they give him no clothes He asked Howard, "Where can I go?" Howard said, "There's one place I know" Sam said, "Tell me quick, man, I got to run" Oh, just pointed with his gun And said, "That way, down 61"
Well, Mack the Finger said to the King "I got forty red-white-and-blue And a thousand telephones that don't Do you know where I can get rid of things?" And Louie the said, "Let me think for a minute, son" Then he said, "Yes, I it can be easily done Just take everything to Highway 61"
Now, the fifth daughter on the twelfth Told the first father that weren't right "My complexion," she says, "is too white" He said, "Come here and into the light" He said, "Hmm, you're right, let me tell the second this has been done" But the second mother was with the son And they were both out on 61
Now, the roving he was very bored Trying to a next world war He found a promoter who fell off the floor He said, "I never in this kind of thing before But yes, I think it can be very done just put some bleachers out in the sun And it on Highway 61"