Oh, God to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe said, "Man, you be puttin' me on" God said, "No" Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do you want, Abe, but The next time you see me comin', you run" Well, Abe said, "Where want this killin' done?" God said, "Out on 61"
Well, Sam, he had a bloody nose Welfare department, they wouldn't give him no He poor Howard, "Where can I go?" Howard said, "There's one place I know" Sam said, "Tell me quick, man, I got to run" Oh, Howard just with his gun And said, "That way, down 61"
Well, Mack the Finger said to Louie the "I got forty shoestrings And a thousand telephones that ring Do you know where I can get rid of things?" And Louie the King said, "Let me for a minute, son" Then he said, "Yes, I think it can be easily Just take down to Highway 61"
Now, the fifth daughter on the twelfth Told the first father things weren't right "My complexion," she says, "is too white" He said, "Come and step into the light" He said, "Hmm, you're right, let me tell the second this has been done" But the mother was with the seventh son And were both out on Highway 61
Now, the roving gambler he was bored to create a next world war He found a who nearly fell off the floor He said, "I never engaged in this of thing before But yes, I think it can be easily done just put some bleachers out in the sun And it on Highway 61"