Oh, God to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe said, "Man, you must be me on" God said, "No" Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do you want, Abe, but The next time you see me comin', you run" Well, Abe said, "Where d'you want killin' done?" God said, "Out on 61"
Well, Sam, he had a bloody nose Welfare department, they give him no clothes He poor Howard, "Where can I go?" said, "There's only one place I know" Sam said, "Tell me quick, man, I got to run" Oh, Howard just pointed his gun And said, "That way, Highway 61"
Well, Mack the said to Louie the King "I got forty red-white-and-blue And a thousand telephones that ring Do you where I can get rid of these things?" And the King said, "Let me think for a minute, son" Then he said, "Yes, I it can be easily done Just take everything down to 61"
Now, the fifth daughter on the twelfth Told the first that things weren't right "My complexion," she says, "is too white" He said, "Come here and into the light" He said, "Hmm, right, let me tell the second mother this has been done" But the mother was with the seventh son And they were out on Highway 61
Now, the gambler he was very bored Trying to create a next war He found a promoter who nearly fell off the He said, "I never engaged in this of thing before But yes, I think it can be very done just put some bleachers out in the sun And have it on 61"