High-Tech Redneck

He got thirteen channels of wrestling
Comin' in strong from a satellite send
A two hundred function remote control
Big screen TV with stereo

Football, baseball, Nascar too
With picture in a picture and it's all in view
And if it comes on just a little too late
With his VCR's he'll get it on tape

He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck

He's got twenty sub-woofers in the back of his truck
A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up
He ain't into hip hop, he ain't into rap
He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie Milsap

CD cassette and digital tape
A CB ANC radar and scannin' short waves
And if he needs to talk to his honey at home
He just dials up her number on his cellular phone

He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck

He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck