Hey, You Never Know

I'm laying naked with ya after making love
I caught a cold, I barely made it home
You said you loved me only, I felt no pain
And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain
Seen it on a billboard and I believe it's so

It said, "The only thing you know for certain is
Hey, you never know", you just never know

Incomprehensible

My friend Jerry's feet are achin'
Says he's hittin' bottom, says it's a sex problem, he told me so
I told him, "Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin', buddy"
It's layin' out all night and lookin' for it that makes you slow
Want some advice and it's free for a reason you know

They say you only live twice
I said, "Hey, you never know"

And the hula girls go
You never, you never, never, you never know
You never, said you never, never, you never know

I'll make suggestions, honey, you make the choices
Your Kodak moment's comin', I'll keep the motor runnin'
I stand corrected, baby, I'm hearin' voices, honey
You got my engines hummin' and now I'm really runnin'
Right up your driveway, playin' hide in your hole
I'm on cruise control

And if they're sayin' that we're crazy
Well, hey, you never know

And the hula girls go
You never, you never, never, you never know
You never, I said you never, never, you never know

You never know
You never, never, you never know