Hey There Vagina

Hey there vagina you're a fragrant little kitty
With your landing strip and camel toe
To me you look so pretty yes you do
You know what I just wanna do
It's punish you

Hey there vagina you're a fancy little beaver
Let my penis play the quarterback
And you can be receiver yes it's true
I'll throw a touchdown inside you
Yes it's true

Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, you little penis sleeve

I love your little heart-shaped box
A pair of lips that never talk
It's everything that a man could ever want
The only problem in the world
Is you're connected to a girl
And that makes you annoying in the end
In the end

Hey there vagina, you're a man's reason for living
You can the most frugal gentlemen
Become quite giving
Yes it's true
You sausage wallet, I love you