Hey Sarah

Hey sarah, we really need to talk about last night
I saw you with my friend at my band's show
You guys were making out, right in the first row!

I could just play dumb, I could even play along
Pretend my heart is numb, what the hell is going on?
(You've gotta be kidding me right now)

Hey Sarah, you've got some explaining to do
Hey Sarah, we got a lot to talk about

I could go on and on about how great you are
But I would just be lying, and you've done enough
Hey Sarah, how's the view from below? (2x)

Still waiting on your reply, you were supposed to be my ride
You do this every single time, my guess you're probably doing lines
(Sniff)

Is our intimacy reduced to touchscreens?
Are idiosyncrasies never quite what they seem?
I wonder who's phone you're blowing up tonight
Cuz I'm standing right here, and it sure ain't me.

I could go on and on about how great you are
But I would just be lying, and you've done enough
Hey Sarah, how's the view from below? (2x)

I don't mind being bitter, at least I got some flavor
I don't doubt I'll find someone new
I'll make sure she's nothing like you
I'm done dumpster diving for your affection
Cuz you're too broke to pay attention

Hey Sarah, how's the view from below? (2x)

Sarah, who's a ho?
Haha, you's a ho! (2x)