Hey Hey We Are Not The Monkees

[1 minute 9 seconds of sex noises]
you will come...
Here we come
crawling out of the mud
from chaos primevil to the barnyard sun
dragging our bad selves from one end of time
with nothing to declare but some half written rhymes
we're happy and dire, confused and depressed
the songs that we sing are the songs of the blessed
with flowers to pick
and blood on our hands
who or what I'll help you understand
Hey hey we're the Monkees
What?
Hey hey
Hey hey hey
What? What's going on?
Hey hey hey Hey hey hey
We're not the Monkees
Hey hey we're the Monkees
we're not the monkeys
we don't even like the monkeys
Have I ever liked the Monkees?
Hey hey we're the Monkees
Monkees monkeys-monkeys
Monkees monkey-monkey
Monkees monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey...
Monkees
A whomp bam baloo bop ballop bam bomp?
A whomp bam baloo bop ballop bam bomp?
We're justified and we're ancient
and we like to roam the land
We're justified and we're ancient
I hope you understand
we don't want to upset the apple cart
and we don't want to cause any harm
but if you don't like what we're going to do
you better not stop us cause we're coming through
We're justified and we're ancient
and we like to roam the land
We're justified and we're ancient
I hope you understand
we don't want to upset the apple cart
and we don't want to cause any harm
but if you don't like what we're going to do
you better not stop us cause we're coming through
We're justified and we're ancient
and we like to roam the land
We're justified and we're ancient
I hope you understand
we don't want to upset the apple cart
and we don't want to cause any harm
but if you don't like what we're going to do
you better not stop us cause we're coming through
we don't want to upset the apple cart
and we don't want to cause any harm
but if you don't like what we're going to do
you better not stop us cause we're coming through
We're justified and we're ancient
and we like to roam the land
We're justified and we're ancient
I hope you understand
we don't want to upset the apple cart
and we don't want to cause any harm
but if you don't like what we're going to do
you better not stop us cause we're coming through
ooo ooo ooo ooo ah
Mind the Gap
Mind the Gap
Mind the Gap
Stand clear of the doors please