Here's Your Freakin' Song

Kickin' the can and I'm drunk too

Baby, for years you've been saying
"Why don't you write me a song?"
And I've been like, "I don't know
'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song"

But last night I decided
I'm gonna freakin' do this

We've been together for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of

I've been writing all night and I
I got it just right, here we go

You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep

I promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

And all my homies have always said
"What you doing with that girl?
She's fucked up in the head"

My mom don't like you, my dad don't too
And my brother says you look like
A guy from Who's Scadoo

I'm just keeping it real
This is just how I feel, here we go

You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep

I promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

I can't talk or you'll get pissed
Used to dream I don't exist
I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta go

With all the shit that we've been through
This is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight? Please?

I'm using manners and everything, I uh
I, I hope you like this song
I spent a lot of time on it

But I've been spent, oh, there's Erik
Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this
But uh, this is the chorus

You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep

I promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

Okay, I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this be 3 minutes long, it's still going
Here I don't know what's happening
Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you and it

Okay uh, evidently it's over now, I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it or anything and I, uh
Boy, this is sort of an awkward moment here
I, uh, uh, I'm going to be honest, I have to pee