Help!

One two three
Wait wait wait, what's the first line again?
Help, oh yeah, one two, help
No wait, sorry, one two three four

Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! you know I need someone
Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
(Down, down, down)
And I do appreciate you being 'round
('Round 'round 'round)
Help me get my feet back on the ground
(Ground ground ground)
Won't you please, please help me

Pete, look, I think I'm a bit toppy
Yeah, and I'm a bit bottomy, Pete

And now my life has changed in, oh, so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like I've never done before

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
(Help!)
And I do appreciate you being 'round
(Help!)
Help me get my feet back on the ground
(Help!)
Won't you please, please help me

They're gonna take the bananas off 'ere aren't they?
Yeah, they're just doing backing vocals, we're singing the medley
Well, we better be, otherwise there'll be trouble

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
(Down)
And I do appreciate you being 'round
('Round)
Help me get my feet back on the ground
(Ground)
Won't you please, please help me
Help me, help me, ooh, ooh

Oh, the bananas finished too early again, I know
That's it, I'm leaving, forget now Pete
Oh, that's in the can Pete, it's in the can
It's in the can, it's a wrap, it's a wrap, shut up, Kim