Hello, allow me to introduce My name is Shady, it's so nice to you It's been a long time, I'm sorry, I've away so long My name is Shady, I never to leave you
You see that chick in the gym checkin' me Any second I'm 'bout to stick her in my mouth I lose a and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it
There's the necklace I lost right next to Stephanie's Man, I should to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll reroute, somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, Sesame mouth
Down the hatch, had the feelin' you can't it A rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn a whore with a damn hatchet A knapsack packed with like 40 Xanax's
Shortly back, I'm tryin to score me some lap dances I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Daniels 44D and 40's with bad capsules The bad spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say And are you menstruatin', baby? My friend's waitin' to say hello The way your titties are wigglin' and your booty's like jello Well I don't mean any harm, all I to do was to just say hello
Yeah, my equilibrium's off, be the lithium I don't to buy any drugs, man, people gimme 'em It just everyday, extra curriculum No reason in particular, it was fun
A 5th of rum and 2 of 151 51 people asleep in my damn livin' Excuse me, hun, but what is name, Vivienne? I woke up to ya naked and err, did we um?
Of course we did, but didn't I a jimmy, hun? I'm for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense, baby girl, I mean any harm But disease is somethin' I'm tryna keep my free from
I the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's, I'm fiendin' for My head is to the beat of the drum
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I to do is just say hello Do ya happen to have anythin' on you to make my mellow? are opal and some are pink Some are blue and some are just Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello
Oh, those were the days, they certainly hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good Word, word, word, word, word, word, I second that and a third, to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs he purchased He's no longer gettin' them free, 100 bucks for these Plus it's gettin' to be where he lustfully the den Pain is hittin' his knee and his be hurtin' him
Tirelessly on the tryin' to russle up Muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of Now he's backwards and he's stumblin' back Slipped and fell, hit his back bone, somethin' go crack
Now he's up in the like he's bustin' a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the I'm bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap Resuscitated and rejuved, so it, I'm back
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I to do is just say hello Do ya happen to have anythin' on you to make my mellow? Some are opal and some are Some are blue and some are yellow Girl, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello
all I'm sayin'
Hello, me to introduce myself My is Shady, it's so nice to meet you It's a long time, I'm sorry, I've been away so long My is Shady, I never meant to leave you
Yeah, it's startin' over, clean slate, ha