Hello, allow me to introduce My is Shady, it's so nice to meet you been a long time, I'm sorry, I've been away so long My name is Shady, I never meant to you
You see chick in the gym checkin' me out? Any second I'm 'bout to stick her in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the That was supposed to be breakfast, the heck is it now?
There's the I lost right next to Stephanie's blouse Man, I should check to see if my mom any out Nope, I'll reroute, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, Sesame mouth
Down the hatch, had the feelin' you match it A rat-tat-tap on your door with the ratchet Attack-tack-tackin' a whore a damn hatchet A knapsack packed with like 40 some
Shortly come back, I'm tryin to score me lap dances I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Formula 44D and with bad capsules The bad spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
Well, I don't any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello And are you menstruatin', My lil' friend's waitin' to say hello The way your titties are wigglin' and booty's shakin' like jello I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello
Yeah, my equilibrium's off, must be the I need to buy any drugs, man, people gimme 'em It just everyday, extra curriculum No in particular, it was strictly fun
A 5th of rum and 2 of 151 51 people asleep in my livin' room Excuse me, hun, but is your name, Vivienne? I woke up to ya naked and err, did we um?
Of course we did, but I strap a jimmy, hun? I'm lookin' for the wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense, baby girl, I mean any harm But disease is somethin' I'm tryna keep my penis free
I the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone Who might a couple of 3's, I'm fiendin' for some My head is poundin' to the of the drum
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello Do ya happen to have on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and are pink are blue and some are just yellow Well, I mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello
Oh, those were the days, they certainly It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for Word, word, word, word, word, word, I that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the that he purchased He's no longer gettin' them free, 100 bucks for these Plus it's gettin' to be where he searched the den Pain is hittin' his and his muscles be hurtin' him
Tirelessly on the phone tryin' to up Muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of Now he's backwards and he's stumblin' back Slipped and fell, hit his back bone, heard somethin' go
Now he's up in the bathroom like bustin' a nap Almost ended it that soon of the fact I'm just bustin' my own chops I'm bustin' a rap Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello Do ya to have anythin' on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are Some are blue and some are just Girl, I mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello
all I'm sayin'
Hello, me to introduce myself My name is Shady, it's so nice to you It's been a long time, I'm sorry, been away so long My name is Shady, I meant to leave you
Yeah, like startin' over, clean slate, ha