So there I was watching Sanford and Son, working the graveyard shift. At a store, rolling a spliff. I'm behind the glass I see crackheads all night. But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't right. My first sight was a basehead trying to break into my car. In plain view too, I ran out with a hammered it upside his cranium, he fell over dead, but no blood, only dust, he's a fucking basehead. comes another one jumping out of a tree, but I ain't even have to move, he missed by like 20 feet. He slammed on the pavement, I quicked started kicking. Beat him with the crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitching. behind me, seen another zombie in the register. I'm use to shooting em off from from the customers, but now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax. Whipped it from there and stuck it his back.
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Goddamnit. It's 2 more in the cooler once in the back of the store. Pull my hand-ax out that back and attack him more. I charged, but he busted me in the head with a pepsi. No effect, I left him shaking on the floor epilepsy. With Their necks severed, fucking zombies for rocks. Another jumped on my and we went thru the glass into the parking lot. He tried to kill me, he told me "Gimmie Some Change!" All digging in my ear for it and shit...Deranged! I him by his head and tired to it to the left to break his neck, but his head spun all the way around and that was fucking it. I was outta there, I seen another coming out of the Grave. Zombies, for change!!! I'm fucking swinging at em. knock their chin off their face, but they coming at me, hands out, they wanna base. They Must think my white eyeballs are giant crack rocks. I Gotta em' out they funky ass socks...HELP ME!!!
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They don't have a brain left behind their empty eyes. They want crack, rocka, coca and they buzzing flies. You might the arm off em if you try to shake their hand, 'cause their souls are gone, they just a shell of a man. Walking around looking for rocks anyway they can get it, Even if you got AIDS, Them dirty bitches let you hit it. And you still something worst then you already got. I seen one catch one in the head, not even he got shot. It was crack smoke blowing out the side of his head. He Put A Champagne cork in the hole and that was it. Basehead Zombies, of em' and more. With the steam roller, roll em' over flat on the floor. Their like dead ass walking around without the ghost. With no clue where the fucking heading, but the roast. Opportunities were given, they let em' all pass. Now they themselves worth the shit out they ass.
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