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Doctor, lawyer, beggar Philly Joe looks on in disbelief If you want a taste of madness you'll have to wait in You'll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and
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Doctor, lawyer, beggar, man, Joe Remarkable looks on in disbelief If you want a taste of madness you'll to wait in line You'll probably see someone you on Heartattack and Vine
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