He's Courtin' Courtney

I bought me a '38
I just got back from heaven's gate
He's courtin' Courtney
I didn't think she'd get far
But now she's a fuckin' movie star
He's courtin' Courtney, he's courtin' Courtney

She'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
And be my turtle dove
It's Courtney
She's the one I love

I don't want to be unkind
But she's the kind of girl
l make you lose your mind
He's courtin' Courtney
He's courtin' Courtney

I help her spend her cash
I treat her just like trailer trash
He's courtin' Courtney
He's courtin' Courtney

Sugar spice everything nice
I don't need to heed
Your priceless advice
When I'm courting Courtney love

She'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
And be my turtle dove
It's Courtney
She's the one I love

Think I'll throw a fit
I've made my bed, I'm gonna lie in it
He's courtin' Courtney
He's courtin' Courtney

Courting, I'm courtin' Courtney
'Cos he's courting
I'm courtin' Courtney, Courtney
'Cos he's courting

I'm courtin' Courtney
Courtney, Courtney
'Cos he's courting
I'm courtin' Courtney
Courtney, Courtney