Haven't Had A Drink All Day

Oh yeah,
In a ? I was running behind
I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind
And I was rocking, rolling cross the USA
I got stoned this morning but I havent had a drink all day

Pulled into Arizona about a hundred ?
When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun
He said youre drunk son
Yeah there aint no way
I got stoned this morning but I havent had a drink all day

This gal pal I found didnt bother a soul
Gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole
And she thanked me
And I pulled her off the interstate
She said I got stoned this morning but I havent had a drink all day

? Amarillo like a wild west wind
Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend
Whats up cous, he said Im OK yeah
I got stoned this morning but I havent had a drink all day
Lets drive

Got home to Little Rock about 3am
My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand
Good to see my man, lets celebrate yeah
I got stoned this morning but I havent had a drink all day
I got stoned this morning but I havent had a drink all day
Said I got drunk this morning but I havent been stoned all day yeah