Harvey Bodine

Harvey Bodine
Died at 11:09
And he left behind
A miserable wife

But at 11:14
His heart came back on the screen
Thanks to that defib' machine
He came back to life

Oh, but those 5 minutes were heaven
A peace unlike he'd ever known
And as he came back to the living
He thought "Please god don't make me go
Back to life"

They told him what happened
How that green line had flattened
Harvey just started laughing
He said "You're telling me I died?"
(You're telling me I died?)

Oh and he thought about that woman
How she treated him for years
All the yellin' and the screaming
And the nagging and the tears
And the way it really wasn't all that bad
When he lost his life

Because those 5 minutes were heaven
A peace unlike he'd ever known
But now he was back with the living
And he found himself reaching for the phone

He called his lawyer, he called his priest
Told them 'bout how they'd restarted his heart
And how his wedding vows were technically
"Till death do us part"

He'll probably judge me
And so be it
But boys here's how I see it

Harvey Bodine
Died at 11:09
And he left behind a miserable wife
(she was such an old cow)
Oh but at 11:14
(at 11:14)
My heart came back on that screen
(My heart came back on that screen)
Thanks to that defib' machine
I've come back to life