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It was a I stepped to the club, there she was in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly Curved indeed, she staring in my direction Luring and urging seductively, body language me
I offered her a drink she took a cup of tea And then I about my luxury lifestyle And I said, "So who you be? You looking of tight, gal I love to see you in a nightgown"
She said, "They call me the Dragon Queen and I from Tibet I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me I've come to your in search of a lost scroll That contains directions to a village comprised of gold"
I at her confused and said, "But why have you told me this?" She said the description that I fit was of the chosen one Who'd go beyond then slipped a in my drink set my consciousness drift
Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse to a chair With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing Her steps on the stairs had a magic gleam, brightly
To prepare me for my journey a sword was towards me Plus garlic from the Keepers of the gate who bore all the and take Care of trespassers, but at last it's that I would gain Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and the scroll
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, in Began into the darkness, knew not of what awaited I thought of a way to get out of it, then the bottom gave way I falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, The sounds of the kingdom piercing like a siren Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's Defiantly I stood boldly as they closing in And seemed to be moving rapidly just then
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Just then I pulled the and somehow It affected all the creatures as they stepped and bowed And the same that I seen in the sword I seen in the eyes of the lion Who began leading me in a direction As if trying to tell me
Just the horizon, the same creatures who had been described Appeared in form but their eyes scoped And as I approached the gate they began to break and cried After years we have finally awakened
The was on, I got knocked to the ground by one in an unorthodox form boxing Throwing an abnormal proportion of blows, karate chops And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the
Then I grabbed my sword, the garlic put it my neck Saw that it was all of their energy and then with a swing Off with heads The gates slowly and opened So I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective
Spider webs the size of king-size Fell into a passage not knowing to where it lead Just then the light beamed brightly and in the distance At that instance, lo and behold, the scroll And just as I my mission was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my
As she began to transform and She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and And sprouted two horns and began to breathe So again I grabbed my trusty sword but to my astonishment
She burned it to a turned and grasped the scroll And exited much faster secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp full of flames in my direction I saw my whole life flash and the of death And a passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could I and last another round inside this madness?
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