(Chorus: The Luniz) Handcuff your hoes, the is yours Handcuff hoes, if the girl is yours Handcuff your hoes, if the is yours your hoes
(Numskull) This rap goes to all you player haters Hand your hoes, that goes to all you Captain Save-Hers Me, my industries gold teeth and diamonds Been for nine and half years now I'm rhymin' Reclinin' meal tickets be lookin' me in the eye I'm sigh now, clown ass like Saturday Night Live (WHHHYYYY!) Because I'm all between wife's thighs But all aside I yoke the ride and roll the weed up at the same time While I drive I cross my and hope to die Hella high, it's the mobb blowin' greenery we die So haters do me a favor, your briide I creep when your husband's at the job Many hunners got players, baby mammas me all kinds of hibachi shrimp and I don't even rock pimpin dudes But when I'm through, you knew I touched her Got her screamin loud as hell like Chris (aaaaah!) Handcuff your
(The Luniz) When I step in the house (niggas they hoes up quickly) Niggas start breakin' out (cause all wanna get with me) Cause they know they hoes ain't faithful (and my eyes is on all) And I'll snatch if I'm able (hey, put this lighter on the balls) Olly-olly-oxenfree, hesitate to give your hoes to me
(Numskull) Uh, I'm used to top notch and border coochies Just big booty, firm casabas, groupies (WITH BIG THIIIGHS!) Makin' em ride they self up the wall Off the expecting them, feel Do me a favor, take hoes (HOME) Before you your breezy (GONE) It'll be for life, only players when I'm at I want the better things in Nice, he hearin' that I ain't the nigga to be bitches clothes they know that and keep So handcuff your hoes (handcuff hoes)
(Chorus: The Luniz) Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is your hoes, the girl is yours Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is Handcu-u-u-ff your (your hoes)
(Yukmouth) Hey Mrs. Big Butt (why you cry?) She fight all the (Oh my, my, my) been cheatin' on you, but don't worry, please dry your eyes Just a ride with smoke-a-lot, the master of high (HOW HIIGGH!), high enough to kiss the sky, on the I wonder why girls date fat guys He must got his on tight, oh look up in the sky (WHHHYYY!), now that's a Captain fo' sure Me being that no, no, no, no, no I know some hoes want to be a dumb-dummy but don't play around and my money Like a gun I'll take you And if you act a fool, I'll spray you with the AK Just let me the hoe (and go peacefully) Let me skip into the (like tweed-de-lee-de-lee) I like to and so do you If you can take one nut then you can two And it's true, we likes to (TO PARTY!) We to party
(Chorus: The Luniz) Handcuff hoes, if the girl is yours Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is Handcuff hoes, if the girl is yours Handcu-u-u-ff your (your hoes) Handcuff your hoes, the girl is Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is Handcuff hoes, if the girl is yours your hoes (your hoes), I'm breezy