Luyện nghe bài hát Halle Berry vs. James Corden

You sure you're ready for this,

You better be you're ready

Oh, I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. Josh, a beat

[Round 1:
Tonight the event has me up against a legend
And I admit Halle Berry is well known in her
But let's not pretend that didn't suck
Halle, that was a Batman movie, you mess that up?
I love your movie Swordfish, well, just one
It's a classic amongst prepubescent teens
Listen, you're so pretty, I you'd brought a disguise
so bad at... ahh, I just got lost in your eyes

That's all you I mean, for real?

I'm used to doing this with, like, Schwimmer, not Halle Berry!

This gon' be easier than I thought. Gimme a

[Round 1:
I'm glad was to your satisfaction
It's probably the only time your dick has some action
Yes, knows Catwoman tanked
But I Kingsman to the motherfucking bank!
I gotta ask you one thing I make you lose
Are your eyes small, or your head crazy huge?
James has a Tony, cool and all
But I have an Oscar, so my "Monster Balls"

I was trying to be kind. ends now. Josh, go

[Round 2:
Halle is a classic, this thing's tragic
You're Viola Davis, but not as charismatic
Sure, you won an Oscar, but I question the
I use my Gothika DVD as a drink
Yes, you won Best Actress, but was past tense
it was for pretending Cloud Atlas makes sense
2008, you were Sexiest Woman
Was a moment when Beyoncé briefly died?

That's not cool, Josh, you know it. me a beat

Joshua Silverstein]
I'm

[Round 2:
Fat jokes are too easy, I'll try to be
But who held pizza when you kissed Sean Spicer
You apologized, so I know you learned your
Too bad you couldn't give a handjob to Sessions
And you produce show, isn't that fun?
been in ten battles and lost every one
Poor James, late forgotten son
Jimmy Kimmel saved Obamacare, what the fuck have you done,

3: James]
Yeah, I Sean Spicer, that's easy to fix
I thought when you kiss a frog, he turns into a
And [?] if you got political, or you to
And now we have Donald Trump, so I guess we you
it comes to getting married, three divorces is enough
Forget signing autographs, a prenup!
You've done so X-Men movies, maybe a dozen
I heard "X Men" and I it was about your husbands

[Round 3:
Yeah, you got me, I am a
But what did Jay-Z say? Oh, hell no, not
Carpool Karaoke is great as a
We watch for stars, we don't care that you're in it
Now why are you so angry and
Of you hated Catwoman, you never get pussy
I've won so much, you couldn't keep
This like the Oscars, y'all, the winner is

crowd]
Halle!