Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man
Shark Man? Judging from his appearance, that's the most
Appropriate name I could come up with for him
I hate this kid, this uh, thing you're talking about
It had the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man?
That's the chap, holy jumping jack fish

Yes, you have met the dangerous, 208 year old uncle of Dr. Octagon
I myself Mr. Gerbik, half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator
Carrying a dead walrus, check it

With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline

Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites

I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator, is he weird??

Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark

My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo

African beads, snake skins, cold script through you my medical passes
You can't see, with greedy glasses
Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
My description dinosaur

I was made half shark, half man, my skin is like razor blades
Seven, oh, seven, Mr. Gerbik
Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
And shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp, half shark, alligator man

Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark

In my real world, orangutans dance for Thanksgiving
With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
Holding backward raps to all my power packs
Baboons clap and girl horses wanna hit the sack

We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin' ice
Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
I'm out flyin' with purple capes in the twilight
Ooh, ooh, ooh, tonight's the night
My oxygen region's, New York to California, half shark alligator, half man

It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
The water plows while dragging two hundred
And fifty pounds on your back the crocodile's teeth
Are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through skin

During all the hours the somber lay in the water
But are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide
The crocodiles make a few token objections but in the end
Give up the struggle