H.E.L.P. Is On The Way

Stark naked in front of my mirror
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at

A big pot and tripley chin
Oh, what condition my condition was in
(Condition was in)
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame

Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way

I read a book on organic foods
(Organic foods)
Jumped on a health food kick put me in the mood
(Me in the mood)
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way you're feeling clean out of sight

We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
(Fairfax and 3rd)
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word
(Give you the word)
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way

Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town

H.E.L.P.
H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace

Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
If you haven't why don't you go shopping today
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way

(H.E.L.P.)
Radiant Radish is gonna be on Fairfax and 3rd
Sansasanth and Melrose 10452
Ooh, get yourself in for a snack
Yeah, but stop by the Radiant Radish