Gypsies In The Wood

SAMMY
I GOT Y'. I SHOT Y'
AND Y' BLOODY KNOW I DID
I GOT Y', I SHOT Y'

LINDA
I STOPPED IT WITH THE BIN LID

SAMMY
BIN LID - BUT
YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS

ALL
AND IF YOU COUNT FROM ONE
YOU CAN GET UP OFF THE GROUND AGAIN
IT DOESN'T MATTER
THE WHOLE THING'S JUST A GAME

MICKEY
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO PLAY NOW!

LINDA
GANGSTERS.

PERKINS
MY NAME IS ELLIOT NESS
AND LADY HERE'S MY CARD,
I'M IOOKIN' FOR ONE AL CAPONE

ALL
WHO?

PERKINS
MAC. CHECK THE BACK
SARGE YOU CHECK THE YARD!

DONNA MARIE
BUT PAL, I'VE TOLD Y'AL AIN'T HOME

PERKINS
OH YEH. BANG, BANG, BANG.
SO, LADY CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE

SAMMY
HE MISSED

MICKEY, LINDA & PERKINS
BUT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS
AND IF YOU COUNT FROM ONE TO TEN.
YOU CAN GET UP OFF THE GROUND AGAIN

ALL
IT DOESN'T MATTER THE WHOLE THING'S JUST A GAME

SAMMY
COWBOYS

COWBOY
WHEN I SAY DRAW
YOU'D BETTER GRAB THAT GUN
AND MAYBE SAY A LITTLE PRAYER
COS I'M THE FASTEST DRAW
THAT MAN YOU EVER SAW
GALL UP YOUR WOMAN. SAY GOODBYE TO HER

DONNA MARIE
SHAME!

COWBOY
COS Y' KNOW YOU'RE GOIN' RIGHT DOWN THERE

SAMMY
BAZOOKA!

MICKEY
INDIANS

ALL
BUT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS
AND IF YOU COUNT FROM ONE
YOU CAN GET UP OFF THE GROUND AGAIN,
IT DOESN'T MATTER,
THE WHOLE THING'S JUST A

PERKINS
WATCH OUT!

SAMMY
MY NAME'S PROFESSOR HOWE,
AN' ZEES BOMB I 'OLD,
EET CAN DESTROY ZE 'EMISPHERE,
I'VE PRIMED IT, I'VE TIMED IT
TO EXPLODE,
UNLESS YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE

ALL
NO!

SAMMY
THEN I SUGGEST YOU COVER YOUR EARS

LINDA
BUT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS

LINDA/DONNA MARIE
AND IF YOU COUNT FROM ONE

ALL
YOU CAN GET UP OFF THE GROUND AGAIN,
IT DOESN'T MATTER,
THE WHOLE THING'S JUST A GAME
THE WHOLE THING'S JUST A GAME
THE WHOLE THINGS JUST A GAME