Grenade

Ok here we go again
I'm stuck here with the friend
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka
I take a shot of gin
Cause she got way more hair than I do growin' on a chin
This ain't the army, where the bombs be?
In her T she got salami, maybe broccoli
I'mma need to keep my distance, walkie talkie
It look like she been hit by Rocky
Girl I'm sorry but, oh my god
She just whispered in my ear "I think you're hot" (I think you're hot)
I should whisper in her ear "I think you're not" (I think you're not)
She said let's call a cab, I'd rather call the cops (whoop, whoop)
Honestly I'd rather make out with a dog (ew)
Girl I don't wanna be no hero
Like superman saving people
No I don't wanna meet your parents
Even if it's Robert Di Niro
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
I got you homie, yeah, it's not a problem

Oh cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah I need you to stay strong
In my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade

Can someone save me?
Can someone help me?
This girl gon' need more than a filter, to take a selfie
Guess uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me
And that would make this chick my cousin
And that ain't helping (I mean that's literally incest)
But mama didn't raise a quitter, so I guess I'm getting with her
Close my eyes about to kiss her
I can't do it man I'm sorry

Oh cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah I need you to stay strong
In my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade

So please don't go, cause I can't do this alone
Well I could but I won't, cause that threesome would be gross

Oh, please don't go, cause I can't do this alone
It don't have to last long, just enough for me to come

Cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah I need you to stay strong (stay strong)
In my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot (a lot), but mine's so hot (so hot)
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade