Greatest Hustler of All

Well, I met her on the corner of Broadway
Said she'd seen me coming for a mile
Guess I should of known she was troubled
By the hoodwink in her eye

She said now watch my hands real careful
But I should of been watching her feet
'Cause before I knew it she stole my heart and my wallet
Went runnin' on down the street

The greatest hustler of all stands about four foot nine
Made to be a moocher
Low down hoochie coocher
Her daddy made her walk the line

Hustles with the greatest of ease
Fools any boy any time
Greatest hustler in all of this world
Hustled this heart of mine

Now I've been hustled on the streets of Chicago
And the levees of New Orleans
But I never knew a woman to work so fast
She's what you call hustling queen

And I took her to the fair on Friday
We stepped into the kissing booth
And I puckered my lips to steal me a kiss
She went and stole my gold tooth

The greatest hustler of all stands about four foot nine
Made to be a moocher
Low down hoochie coocher
Her daddy made her walk the line

Hustles with the greatest of ease
Fool any boy anytime
The greatest hustler of all of this world
Hustled this heart of mine

Well, if you see her coming this way boy better take care
'Cause she'll hustle your heart away into the air

So fellows if you're down on the corner
Shes not that hard to find
She's the greatest hustler in all of this world
She stands about four foot nine

Greatest hustler of all stands about four foot nine
Made to be a moocher
Low down hoochie coocher
Daddy made her walk the line

She hustles with the greatest of ease
Fools any boy anytime
The greatest hustler in all of this world
Hustled this heart of mine
Yeah, the greatest hustler in all of this world
Hustled this heart of mine