Grandma's Gonna Fly

Grandma's turning 92
That's a lot of years ahead of you
Listen close to what I say
Cause Grandma's feeling old today

She said "I can't believe I'm sitting here
Old as I am
Never been stoned."

Chorus:
I've waited too damn long
So, bring it on
Grandma's gonna fly

So I rolled it up and I passed it around
Grandma smoked the whole thing down
She was making up for wasted ground
Too many times she turned it down

She said, "You live your life until it's gone
And the things you never try just slip away
'Til they're gone, too"

Chorus:
I've waited too damn long
So bring it on
Grandma's gonna fly

And then she talked about the old days
Said some things that blew my mind
She said "you ain't seen a thing
'Til you've seen Grandma getting high" (oo-oo-oo-oo-oohh)

Grandma didn't have much time left
She made use of every breath
I swear she smiled before she left
And I watched the world fall off her chest (mmmmm)

And the gates of heaven opened wide
She slipped over to the other side
She was singin', yeahhhhh

Chorus:
I've waited too damn long
So bring it on
Grandma's gonna fly (2x)
Fly