Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

grandma got run over
by a reindeer walking home
from our house Christmas eve
you can say that there's no such thing
as santa as for me
and grandpa we believe
she been drinking too much eggnog
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she scattered out the door
into the snow
when we found her Christmas morning
at the sean of the attack
she had hobe prints on her forehead
and incriminating claw markes
on her back
grandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house
Christmas eve
you can say that there's no such thing
as santa
as for me and grandpa we believe
now were all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking it so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer
and playing cards with cousin Mel
it's not Christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
should we open up her gifts
or send them back (send them back) grandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house
Christmas eve
you can say that there's no such thing
as santa
as for me and grandpa we believe
now the goose is on the table
and the poding made of fige
ahh
and the blue and silver candles
they would just have matched
the hair in grandma wig
I've warned all my friends
and naybours
better watch out for yourselves
they sould never give a lisins
to man drived sley and play's whith elfs grandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house
Christmas eve
you can say that there's no such thing
as santa
as for me and grandpa we believe
sing it grandpa
grandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house
Christmas eve
you can say that there's no such thing
as santa
as for me and grandpa we believe...