Luyện nghe bài hát Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Well, a couple of friends of mine, Elmo and Patsy wrote me
And said, they'd written the perfect Christmas comedy song
I said, "No you didn't, you didn't mention about"

"Well, yeah, you much got it all
I mean and of course the family
And getting drunk and run by heavy machinery and
Well, since I needed the money, I felt to include it on this record
And it a little something like this"

got run over by a reindeer
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we

She'd been drinkin' too eggnog
And begged her not to go
But left her medication
So she stumbled out the door the snow

When they her Christmas mornin'
At the of the attack
were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' marks on her back

Grandma got run over by a
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
(On her way home)
You can say no such thing as Santa
(Say no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of
He's been this so well
See him in watchin' football
Drinkin beer and cards with cousin Belle

It's not Christmas Grandma
All the dressed in black
And we just can't but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or them back?
(send back)

Grandma got run over by a
Walking home from our house Eve
(Midnight Christmas)
You can say there's no such as Santa
(Say, no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we
(Lord, we believe)

Now the is on the table
And the pudding of fig
And a blue and silver
would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig

I've warned all my and neighbors
"Better out for yourselves"
should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with

Grandma got run by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Eve
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as
(What do you mean no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we
(We believe in Claus)