Grammar Nazi

See I like a boy
cute and nice and tall
But theres one problem (Guess what)
He couldn't spell right at all
And I know thats not the end all be all
But it really kinda blows
Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!)

And sometimes, it shows
My momma told me its unwise to like a boy who is just nice
Who couldn't put apostrophe ss on his possessives
And don't look at me when I look at you
Whenever you say stuffs

Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH)
I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar

Hey paparazzi (okay)
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

You type lose with one o if youre losing your mind

Two Os for describing bowel movements of any kind
You see your and you're
Theyre two, two different things, baby
Its YOUR problem YOU'RE confused
But Imma help you out with the words you use, yeah

My momma told me its unwise to like a boy who is just nice
Who couldn't put apostrophe ss on his possessives
And don't look at me when I look at you

Whenever you say stuffs (stuffs!)
Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH)
I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar

Hey paparazzi (okay)
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement
If we keep this up, its gonna be a commitment
You never say Dogs barks you just say bark
Pay a bit of attention were gonna take it to the park

Double negatives and all its relatives
Don't sound no good if they ain't in a rap song
I'm gonna break it down to you
I hate it when you say furnitures
When you mean pieces of furniture
Let the plural be pluralized

The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised
Its TO to direct, TOO for too much, TWO is a number
Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge

THERES two baby cubs
And THEIR momma lion
And THEY'RE together its as clear as day
If you're debating if I was versus If I were, I say
Who would you believe more?
Bieber or Beyonce (1, 2, 3)
I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar
Hey paparazzi (okay)
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime
I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar
Hey paparazzi
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me