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"Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child" Videos
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[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GORDON RAMSAY!
VERSUS!
JULIA CHILD!
BEGIN!
[Gordon Ramsay]
And that's how you make a perfect risotto
Right, Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-ups' table
I've got exactly two minutes and you should be grateful
Cause I'm in the fucking weeds with all these shows to pitch
I keep my ovens preheated and my pilots green-lit
I'm a seasoned skillet, you're a PAM-sprayed pan
I've got Michelin stars, you're like the Michelin Man
I'm rolling in dough, like Beef Wellington from hollering
And I'm shitting on you like I'm wack flows intolerant
[Julia Child]
Oh, isn't that a wonderful thing?
A grumpy little chef who thinks he can bring
Enough stuff to justify getting rough
With the butter-loving queen of the bourguignon boeuf
I rock hard as concrete on top of these bomb beats
Been chopping the pommes frites since you sucked on your mom's teats
I served America dutifully, and I sliced lard beautifully
I reigned supreme from shark repellent to charcuterie
Go on and cross your arms in that b-boy stance
And when it comes to haute cuisine, there's one F-word: France
Here's a nice amuse-bouche, take a poor abused youth
Set a thirty-year timer, voila! Huge douche!
You're a namby-pamby candy-assed pansy, Gordon Ramsay
You couldn't rap your way out of a pastry bag, understand me?
I laugh and create, you berate and destroy
But fear, my dear boy, is less scrumptious than joy
[Gordon Ramsay]
I'm glad that you got that off your giant, flabby chest
I'd call you a Donkey but you look more like Shrek
When the Iron Man chef busts a rhyme
I'll open up on you like a fine red wine
I'm a culinary innovator, you're no creator
Regurgitating French plates like a glorified translator
I'm fresh, you're past your expiration date
Alright, fuck it, blue team, drop the bouillabaisse (yes, chef!)
I've seen your little show and it sure ain't pretty
One part Big Bird, two parts Miss Piggy
You can't test me with your fatty recipes
Call your book Mastering the art of heart disease
I mean its rubbish (yes, chef!)
look at page 408
tell me who the fuck (yes, chef!)
wants to learn to cook calf brains?
You call these rhymes raw? (no, chef!)
they're stale and soft
now here take this jacket
now give it back and fuck off!
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- Adam vs Eve 2014
- Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child 2016
- Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible 2016
- Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare 2014
- DeadPool vs. Boba Fett 2016
- Einstein vs Stephen Hawking 2014
- Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock 2016
- Artists vs TMNT 2014
- J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin 2016
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- Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali 2014
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- Darth Vader vs Hitler 2016
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- James Bond vs Austin Powers 2016
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- Rasputin vs Stalin 2014
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- Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin 2014
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- Master Chief vs Leonidas 2014
- Mario Bros vs Wright Bros 2014
- Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny 2014
- Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter. 2016
- Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden 2020
- Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara 2019
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