Good Doctor

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
I dont feel proper

I went to the doctor to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing, I think not

I want Xanax, Vicodin and Oxycontin
Funky fill the form out so I can drop 'em
I've got all these demons and I can't stop 'em
To tell you the truth Doc, I might have a problem

Robert Williams take one Adderall
With water in the morning
As if I'm going to take one tablet
I'm Keith Moon, dickhead

He said this one's to take you up
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

You know what Doc, it's alright and all
I just hurt me leg, it's not terminal
But a pain killer could help for what's wrong with my knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got me own collection, can't get an erection
If I take 'em too long they'll fuck me complexion

That's right, If I take 'em for like more than four days in a row I get that haunted look

Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills

He said this one's to take you up
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em, I don't feel sound
And I look rather round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

Now if you go to the barber shop long enough
Then you're gonna get a hair cut
And if go to the doctor's regular, then you gots to be a fuck up
Well, I've got five or six if I'm at a loss
Do I have a history of drug abuse, no, I never tick that box

And I know that some one or two of you are going to be really really cross
But the drugs don't work, prescription pills are boss
The glory days are gone and we've all stopped having it
No raves no more just bedside cabinets

Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it
The world carries on spinning, we're mad, innit

Take that, take that, innit

He said this one's to take you up
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

You alright star
No star
Are you five star?
No star
Are you alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

Know what Doc
It's not like I've been doing any research or anything
But if you can give me any of the following pills
I'd be very very grateful 'cause I feel poorly

So that's Codeine, Morphine, Opium
Methadone, Menocrabedene, Hydroanoxycodeine
Anolodene, Buprenophine, Butorphanol
Adderall, Dorel

Work with me, antidepressants
But not Saint Johns Wort 'cause I can get that at Boots