Good Day, Good Sir

Such sweet sound
The fiddler on the fucking roof

Is that Mr. Bentley Farnsworth?
Indeed it is, sir
Good day, good sir, how do you do?
Look fine

Fantastically Well, I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say I'm close to Spectacular
Close to Spectacular, How so?

Open your eyes Spectaculars' right in front of you
Whatever you say, you're Spectacular
No, I'm Fantastically Well

Come on, man, make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were Fine
No, I said I'm close to Spectacular
But I'm meeting Fine in a minute

Close to Spectacular?
You said you were Fantastically Well
Exactly
Exactly? Which one are you?
Close to Spectacular or Fantastically Well?

I am certainly and without a doubt Fantastically Well
And was close to Spectacular
But I must say, good sir, you just pissed Spectacular off
And don't even mention Exactly
But here comes Fine right now

Oh Lord, she is fine
Gentlemen?
Behold
A lady