Golden Globes Cold Open 2017

Part 1: The Golden Globes Have Just Begun

[Radio Transmission]
Welcome to the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards. As you can see, cars are backed up for several blocks, trying to get on the red carpet. We're just a few minutes away from showtime...

[Intro: Jimmy Fallon]
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[Verse 1: Jimmy Fallon]
I made it here out west, the Golden Globes are starting
But I'm stuck here in this mess, all the nominees are inside
Waiting there for me, think of all the stars I'll see

[Pre-Chorus 1: Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman]
Here we go, tonight's the night, camera's up and lights are bright
[Jimmy Fallon]
Wigs are on and Spanx are tight... I can barely breathe!
[Jimmy Fallon and Amy Adams]
Pretty soon the show begins, we're all waiting to get in
But everyone is stuck behind that white Ford Bronco

[Chorus: Sarah Paulson]
Golden Globes will be given out tonight
[Sterling K. Brown]
Not all the nominees are white
[Evan Rachel Wood]
Stuck on the floor of five-five-five-five-five-five-five...
[Jimmy Fallon]
The show is almost live
[Rami Malek]
I just hacked your hard drive
If these photos ever get out, you're dead.
[Kit Harington]
The Golden Globes have just begun

[Verse 2: Millie Bobby Brown]
Okay, my name is Eleven, I'm twenty-four-seven
I'm eating Eggo waffles by the pound
I got a knack to rap about stranger things that happen
Inside the Upside-Down
Yeah, my best friends forever are Dustin, Mike, and Lucas
And together we know how to survive
[Gaten Matarazzo]
And I got a little secret
[Finn Wolfhard]
Don't repeat it!
[Caleb McLaughlin]
Or tweet it!
[All]
Barb is still alive!

[Dance Break]

Part 2: Room Full of Stars

[Spoken: Ryan Reynolds]
(whistling)
[Jimmy Fallon]
Wow, you have minty fresh breath.
[Ryan Reynolds]
Yeah.

[Verse: Jimmy Fallon]
Room full of stars, some from movies, some T.V.
Room full of stars, they've been getting drunk since 3
Who knows who the Hollywood Foreign Press will choose
This golden night, a night for me and you

Part 3: Planetarium

[Spoken: Tina Fey]
I've been waiting 20 years for thi—
...
[Justin Timberlake]
There she is.

[Dance Break]

[Spoken: Justin Timberlake & Jimmy Fallon]
It's almost time, Jimmy.
I'm a little nervous.
Don't be nervous. You're gonna be great! Just go out there and be yourself, you know?