God's Hotel

Everybody's got a room
Everybody's got a room
Everybody's got a room in God's hotel
Everybody's got a room

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
Sayin', 'There ain't no rooms available here anymore'

Everybody's got wings
Everybody's got wings
Everybody's got wings in God's hotel
Everybody's got wings

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
Sayin', 'At no time my both feet leave the floor in this hotel anymore'

Everybody got a harp
Everybody got a harp
Everybody's got a harp in God's hotel
Everybody's got a harp

You'll never see a sign hanging on the wall
Sayin', 'There ain't no harplin' allowed in here anymore'

Everybody holds a hand
Everybody holds a hand
Everybody holds a hand in God's hotel
Everybody holds a hand

You'll never see the sign hanging on the door
Sayin', 'There's absolutely hold-handing in this hotel anymore'

Everybody is blind
Everybody is dumb
Everybody's dumb and blind in God's hotel
Everybody is blind

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
'Cause blind people can't see anyway in that hotel anymore

Everybody is deaf
Everybody is deaf
Everybody is deaf in God's hotel
Everybody is deaf

You'll never see a sign hanging on the bathroom wall
Sayin', 'There's no deaf people allowed in here anymore'

Everybody plays piano
Everybody plays piano
Everybody plays piano in God's hotel
Everybody plays piano

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door

Everybody got heaven
Everybody got heaven
Everybody got heaven in God's hotel
Everybody got heaven

You'll never see a sign scribbled on that toilet wall
Sayin', 'Rosy you'll get your heaven, dial 686 444'