God's Gift to Women

Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat
Would you like to grab my thighs?
Yes, I have got nice tits
They are the perfect grab me size

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
For some slimeball like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you and your mom

Chorus:
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'll be giving
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, yeah

I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on
If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue
I was just thinking that it'd really make my day
If he offered me a place to stay with pay

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
For some sketcher like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you on the front lawn

Chorus:
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'll be giving
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, yeah

I was just thinking that it'd be really cool
If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool
That way he could have nothing left to say
And have his way with me all day

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
For some motherfucker like you to come along
I am so desperate
I am writing you this song

And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you

Chorus:
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'll be giving
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, yeah

Transcribed by james reach
Corrections by neal copperman and others