Go-Getter Greg

Oh, hello, hi, you must be new I guess
At least you're new to me, saw you unpacking your car
So I said to myself, "Maybe I should help her out"
Since we're neighbors now and all the other people here are elderly

And probably a little standoffish and I've got nothing to do
(And what not)
By the way I live in 207, my name is Greg
Wherever are my manners let me get that heavy box

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun in my hand
But just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
And I'd say, you've got a pretty good chance to be my girlfriend

What's up? Didn't mean to sneak up on you there
I looked downstairs and saw you leaving
So what's up? I haven't seen you at the pool
Since the barbecue, not that I've been checking
Here's the deal, I've got this thing for work this weekend
And I was wondering if you don't have anything going on

That maybe okay, hey, that's cool
You're busy but we should hit up
Jose O'Flannegens for jello shots
Your call, it's okay not this week but Monday
You could come over tonight
I'll be watching cop dramas smoking fatty fatties

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun in my hand
But just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
And I'd say, you've got a pretty good chance to be my girlfriend

Ooh, I've given it some thought
Wa, hoo, and I really think
Wa, hoo, that you could use a guy like me
Ooh, in your life, looking after you
A man to take you home a hand for you to hold
And I'd never leave you alone

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun in my hand
But just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance to be my girlfriend

I'm a go-getter guy, I'm a go-getter guy
I've narrowed down the field and I've taken a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance
Chance, chance, to be my girlfriend

I'll leave it there
Call me back
Call me back