Give Us A Mystery

Who stole the great Hope Diamond?
What killed the Dinosaurs?
Who makes the finest pizza?
What's in your brother's dresser drawers?
Mysteries of life,
screaming to be solved.
Here we stand in our trenchcoats,
Dying to get involved.

Chorus:
We're super-duper snoopers,
First class private eyes.
Figure outers, clearer uppers,
Mistresses of disguise.
We've got the know how,
We've got the knack.
Now all we need's a case to crack.
We're two super-duper snoopers.
Give us a mystery.
What is the Loch Ness Monster?
Why is the cherry on top?
Where is Amelia Earhart?
Who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop?
Are tomatoes a veggie or a fruit?
What is in that Barney suit?
To find out why or how, call who?
Us! When? Now!

Chorus

Give us a thing that makes no sense, look at us gather evidence.
A fingerprint, a ball of lint,
The slight aroma of peppermint.
A film of soap, a trand of rope,
Throw it beneath our microscope.
Let's see...What can it be? Suddenly...
Aha!

Chorus

We've got the gear and everything.
now if the phone would only ring.
We're two super-duper snoopers.
Give us a mystery! (Whoa!)
Give us a mystery! (Oh yeah!)
Give us a mystery!
We need a mystery!