Girls On Trampolines

They page Party Guy, he pages them back
With the number wheres at, they let the phone ring
Til Party Guy picks it up and says, Behind Burger King

Should they make another run? Their fake says theyre 21
Theyre not sure they got enough, should they go, buy more stuff?
He says, forget about the stuff, theyve got more than enough
They thought of everything, he says

Theyve got more beer than hes ever seen
And theyve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And theyve got girls on trampolines

Quoth, the Party Guy, he doesnt ever lie
It sounds like their scene but they dont have a ride
So they call Ride Guy who comes by with a sigh
He lets them in his ride

And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive
When he asked about the stuff and about the thing
But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy, tells Ride Guy
That Party Guy said its party-time behind Burger King, he says

Theyve got more beer than hes ever seen
And theyve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And theyve got girls on trampolines

'Cause Nice Guys talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green
And he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guys ride hits a tree
Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of
Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three

And Officer One says, Look here, son
I hate speeding MIPs who have seeds and hit trees
Once you wanted to beat em and kill em and eat em
Deferred to Officer Three who said

I hear theres a shindig behind Burger King
And I hear theres girls on trampolines
The tree looks fine and the drivers clean
Just give them girls on trampolines

God bless the wisdom of Officer Three
Just give them girls on trampolines