Hey, up? This is a true story, about a girl I know. Not like Return of the Living was a true story, this is... there's been no fabrications. This is all true, exactly the way I saw it. up.
Girl, awooo, I tell you somethin. (You listening?) Hey. If you really knocked up by my homie, ima you in the stomach. Ho. There you go, your name. He don't mean it. No. you better count your dough, 'cause this August your man is leavin. Bitch.
Come on girl you do the math. already takin care of your three other kids Without a question and now your gonna ask him to have the baby? What are you? Crazy? You were done by four kids, by four different fathers. Haven't you ever heard of a called condoms? How come none of the other babies daddies want 'em? my kids grow up yours are gonna rob 'em. And I don't that, it's easy. Trip down the stairs or a baseball bat to the belly would please me. Throw on a mask aim for the midsection and CRACK THAT ASS! Now, I know it sounds harsh, but not. The chick has a kid every time she farts. Illegitimate little bastards. Dead by eighteen, but this is just faster.
Girl, awooo, I tell you somethin. (You listening?) Hey. If you knocked up by my homie, ima punch you in the stomach. (Punch that bitch) Ho. There you go, it's your name. He mean it. No. Girl you better your dough, 'cause this August your man is leavin. (Check check). Listen up cunt
Now, it's not like he's innocent. I mean, the girl get knocked up havin sex on the internet. Hadn't he remembered that he'd nutted up in her, and now I gotta fix it, 'cause he's in with her. And I let a homie take a fall. A condom? I'd have put tinfoil on my balls. no time to stall, 'cause the time is now. Do something quick, before the kid comes out. Look at the trouble that your dick out. Here's a couple hundred dollars, get the fuckin thing out. There's abound a reason to get rid of the kid. Take two steps back just look at the bitch. one of the most crookedest bitches I've ever seen, she's been pitchin out kids since she was thirteen. And I know that you trust her, but everyone from here to fucked her, dummy.
Girl, (listen up cunt) awooo, I tell you somethin. Hey. If you really knocked up by my homie, ima punch you in the stomach. (I really you to listen to the words) Ho. There you go, it's your name. He don't it. No. Girl you better count your dough, 'cause this your man is leavin. Little cunt.
Think back to when you met the slob. wasn't she married? Her husband had a job? Supportin his kid, one was his, she was busy suckin your and you were clinched. She did the same thing to you, man. You better take into your own hands, man and make a plan. And jam your fuckin fist and fuckin grab the kid. Pull it out by it's leg it's only chance. You wanna be the only man with a new born? (huh?) As soon as it was born it smelled like (ew!) Strangle the with the umbillical cord. Let it be a lesson to the rest of you whores.
chorus
Trash Man, I met some (Trash) bitches in my day Girl, he's a man... *Simultaneous* You're the piece of (Trash) trash I've ever seen, yeah. Girl, he's a man... the biggeest piece of (Trash) trash I've ever seen, yeah. Girl, a good man...
Girl, awooo, I gotta tell you somethin. (I hope friend's playin this for you) Hey. If you really knocked up by my homie, ima you in the stomach. Ho. w/ outro There you go, your name. He don't mean it. No. you better count your dough, 'cause this August, your man is leaving. (He's a man, cunt. Alright, I'm done.)
Outro with chorus
Wormfood. Wormfood. Yeah, your worm food. Wormfood. Wormfood. Yeah, your baby's food. Wormfood. Wormfood. Yeah. Wormfood. Wormfood. Yeah, baby's worm food.