Girl On LSD

I was in love with a girl on marijuana
She said, "If I'm that stoned I don't wanna"
But she got so paranoid her place I would avoid
I was in love with a girl on marijuana

I was in love with a girl on cocaine
She had everything going but a brain
We'd talk endlessly for hours
But by morning it goes sour
I was in love with a girl on cocaine

Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue
I found no drug that compares to you
All these pills, all this weed
I dunno just what I need

I was in love with a girl on LSD
She'd see things I'd never see
She brightened her perspective
Then I got more selective
I was in love with a girl on LSD

Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue
I found no drug that compares to you
All these pills, all this weed
I dunno just what I need

I was in love with a girl who drank beer
Till bad breath and all she disappeared
She was blowing up real bad but when she left I was still sad
I was in love with a girl who drank beer

I was in love with a girl on china white
We were married for a year one day
Her memory still lingers 'cos I burned all my fingers
I was in love with a girl on chennaway

I was in love with a girl who drank coffee
There was times when I couldn't keep her off me
That caffeine got her going but her ugly side was showing
I was in love with a girl who drank coffee

I was in love with a girl who was a dealer
I was afraid somebody would come and steal her
We never used to fight but the phone rang day and night
I was in love with a girl who was a dealer

Sure as hell
She got popped by the big guys