Get The Joke

Put my hand on the Bible, doing it for liable
It's suing season and I am broke
Buy me some happy, find me some passion
Will it ever happen? Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy, at home with Lassie
They all walk past me, I wouldn't know
Make me a new man, find me a new plan
I am a sports fan, a real bloke

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

When my ship comes in, she'll be on it
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it
And I want it now

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the dagger, I, the cloak
I can't change how it's wrote

Arse, arse, arse