Luyện nghe bài hát Generic Blues

I woke up this morning, then I went to bed
Said I woke up this morning, then I went right to bed
Got a funny kind of like I got broken glass in my underwear
And a herd of pigs is trying to chew off my head
You know I'm sayin'

Well, I ain't got not money, I'm walkin' down the road
Said I ain't got no money,
So I'm just walking down this lonely, old
Well, I wish I could get me money
But I forgot my teller code

I was in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my was so poor
My was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles
My brothers and all hated me 'cause I was an only child

I got the blues so bad, wish I was dead
Maybe blow my brains out, mama
Or I'll, yeah, maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead

I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot
Sniveling, groveling, hunk of slime
Nothing but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon
Turkey necked, weasel faced, worthless of slime

I guess I got a low self image
Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the

it talk
Oh, it talk, son, make it talk
OK, now it shut up

Plagues and and pestilence always seem to get me down
I feel so miserable whenever I'm around
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my
I'd flush myself down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain

I got the so bad, kinda wish I was dead
Maybe I'll my brains out, mama
Or maybe I'll go bowlin', or I might go bowling

I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling
Maybe I'll join a league, a tournament
Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead,