Luyện nghe bài hát Generic Blues

I woke up this morning, then I back to bed
Said I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed
Got a funny kind of like I got broken glass in my underwear
And a herd of wild is trying to chew off my head
You know I'm sayin'

Well, I got not money, I'm just walkin' down the road
Said I ain't got no money,
So I'm just walking down lonely, old road
Well, I wish I could get me money
But I forgot my automated teller

I was born in a sack in the bottom of a sewer
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom
My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only

I got the blues so bad, kinda wish I was
Maybe blow my brains out, mama
Or I'll, yeah, maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead

I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot
Sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of
but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed
Turkey necked, weasel faced, hunk of slime

I I got a pretty low self image
Maybe it's a chemical or something
I should probably go and see a about it when I've got the time

it talk
Oh, it talk, son, make it talk
OK, now it shut up

Plagues and famine and pestilence seem to get me down
I feel so miserable whenever I'm around
I wish somebody would come along, stick a through my brain
I'd flush right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain

I got the blues so bad, kinda I was dead
Maybe I'll my brains out, mama
Or maybe I'll go bowlin', or I might go bowling

Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go
I'll join a league, enter a tournament
Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead,