Funland at The Beach

Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe, lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the roller coaster last night

Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below
Oh no, human hamburger, no

And it's crushed little kids, crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk

Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk

See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
The police, call your lawyer first
Make the witnesses go home and they'll turn on the TV

And see crushed little kids, crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids, crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk

Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk