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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm for some action
But like Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The are all around but none of them wanna get with me
My are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

The girls all at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with no-name chump
When they know that I'm the
So, I got up and strolled over to the other of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Cold Medina

Funky Medina

This brother told me a on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real
It's better any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog he began to beg
he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and me before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Medina

You know I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood down' my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex Stroh's
They won't leave my dog with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, go get it
a couple sips, she cold licked her lips
And I that she was with it

So, I took her to my crib and everything went well as
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, no plans with a man
This is the 80's and I'm down the ladies
Break it

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little
I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love
The audience voted and you know they a winner
I my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around the Funky Cold Medina

Ya what I'm sayin'
Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Medina