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Alright, dig it

Cold at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all around but none of them get with me
My threads are and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

The girls all at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with no-name chump
they know that I'm the star
So, I got up and over to the other side of the cantina
I the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold

This brother told me a secret on how to get more
Put a little in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love and she'll be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog when he to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold

You know I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my
I got Spuds McKenzie, from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone that Medina, pal

I up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, I'll go get it
a couple sips, she cold licked her lips
And I that she was with it

So, I took her to my and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans a man
This is the 80's and I'm down the ladies
Break it

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little
I took a as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
The voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be ya
That's why I found you don't play with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya what I'm sayin'
Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Medina