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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some
But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No
The girls are all around but none of them get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, up with L O C?

The girls all jockin' at the end of the bar
Havin' drinks with no-name chump
When they know that I'm the
So, I got up and strolled to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so He said, Funky Cold Medina

Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real
It's better any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog he began to beg
Then he his bowl and he looked at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Medina

You know I'm sayin'?
I got dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex Stroh's
They won't leave my dog with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, go get it
Then a sips, she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was it

So, I took her to my and everything went well as planned
But she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer
You must be sure that the girl is for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no with a man
is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies
Break it

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little
I took a as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
The audience voted and you know picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Cold Medina

Ya know I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster,

Funky Cold