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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some
But Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all but none of them wanna get with me
My are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

The girls all at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some chump
When they that I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled over to the side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Medina

Funky Cold

This brother told me a secret on how to get chicks
Put a little Medina in your and the girls'll come real quick
better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog he began to beg
Then he his bowl and he looked at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me he was much, much meaner
But now all the run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my
I got McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, I'll go get it
Then a sips, she cold licked her lips
And I knew she was with it

So, I took her to my crib and everything well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar wiener
You must be that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans a man
This is the 80's and I'm with the ladies
Break it

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little
I took a shot as a contestant on Love Connection'
The voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, be seein' ya
That's why I you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm
That a monster, y'all

Cold Medina