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Alright, dig it

Cold at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No
The girls are all around but of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm def, yo, what's up with L O C?

The all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' with some no-name chump
When they that I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled over to the side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold

Funky Medina

This brother me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the come real quick
It's than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on lap

So, I some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold

You know I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my breakin' down' my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with Medina, pal

I up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, go get it
Then a couple sips, she licked her lips
And I knew she was with it

So, I took her to my crib and everything well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans a man
This is the 80's and I'm down the ladies
it down

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little
I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Connection'
The audience voted and you know they a winner
I my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout for our weddin'
I said, wait, down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold

Ya what I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster,

Funky Medina