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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for action
But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all around but none of them get with me
My threads are and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

The girls all jockin' at the end of the bar
drinks with some no-name chump
When they know I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so He said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come quick
It's better any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love and she'll be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog when he to beg
he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild on my leg
He used to scratch and me before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Cold Medina

You what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my
I got Spuds McKenzie, from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is
I thought she'd be to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, go get it
Then a sips, she cold licked her lips
And I knew she was with it

So, I her to my crib and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, no plans with a man
This is the 80's and I'm with the ladies
Break it

in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on Love Connection'
The audience voted and you know picked a winner
I took my date to the for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be
Instead she talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found you play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm
That a monster, y'all

Cold Medina