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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for action
But like Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, up with L O C?

The girls all at the other end of the bar
drinks with some no-name chump
When know that I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled over to the other side of the
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold

Funky Cold

This brother told me a secret on how to get chicks
Put a little Medina in your and the girls'll come real quick
better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on lap

So, I gave some to my dog he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much
But now all the run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm
I got dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my is Sheena
I thought she'd be to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, go get it
Then a couple sips, she cold licked her
And I that she was with it

So, I took her to my crib and went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar wiener
You must be that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, no plans with a man
This is the 80's and I'm down the ladies
Break it

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little
I took a shot as a contestant on Love Connection'
The voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be
she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be ya
That's why I found you don't play around the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm
That Medina's a monster,

Cold Medina