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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some
But Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up L O C?

The girls all jockin' at the end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some chump
When know that I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold

Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll real quick
It's better than any alcohol or
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on lap

So, I gave some to my dog he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he at me
And did the thing on my leg
He used to scratch and me before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold

You what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood down' my door
I got McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is
I thought she'd be good to go with a Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips, she cold licked her
And I knew that she was it

So, I took her to my crib and everything went as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold

You know, ain't no with a man
This is the 80's and I'm down with the
it down

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a affection
I took a shot as a contestant on Love Connection'
The audience voted and you they picked a winner
I my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon I'll be gettin'
Instead she talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around the Funky Cold Medina

Ya what I'm sayin'
That a monster, y'all

Funky Medina