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Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for action
But Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The are all around but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, up with L O C?

The girls all jockin' at the end of the bar
Havin' with some no-name chump
When they know that I'm the
So, I got up and strolled over to the side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold

Funky Medina

This told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

So, I some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he at me
And did the wild on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Medina

You know I'm sayin'?
I got dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is
I thought she'd be good to go a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips, she licked her lips
And I knew that she was it

So, I her to my crib and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, was a man
So, I him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans a man
is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies
Break it

in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Connection'
The audience voted and you know they picked a
I took my date to the Hilton for and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be
Instead she started talkin' 'bout for our weddin'
I said, wait, down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around the Funky Cold Medina

Ya what I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster,

Funky Medina